Hockey legend Jaromir Jagr gets deep and hilarious while discussing his birthday

Jaromir Jagr might be known more for his excellence on the ice, but the 49-year-old, who celebrated his birthday on Monday, February 15th, is pretty funny when he wants to be. Jagr took to his Instagram account Tuesday to post pictures of his small, yet intimate birthday gathering in his home country of the Czech Republic. The very first picture he posted was of him and a very pretty, young woman you can see in the picture accompanying this article. Jagr's caption was in his native Czech tongue, but running it through Google produces a hilarious translation. Here's the post, with the translation provided below:

Translation: Thank you for your wishes, thank you for the small parties and thank you for the surprises. She was not a stripper as everyone expected, but she was a quantum physicist Professor Jan Rak. And instead of the beauty of women's breasts, we talked about the beauty of the universe.

According to the woman's Instagram account (she is tagged in the photo), her name is actually Dominika Branišová and she lives in Prague. She posted the very same photo to her own account. Jan Rak is not a translated version of her name, but the name Jagr actually wrote in his post. Whether he is joking, was given a fake name or whatever, is anyone's guess. Either way, this is absolutely hilarious!

Jagr may have turned 49 this week, but he's still playing for Kladno, the team he owns in the Czech Extraliga. He has indicated this could be his last season, but has not made a firm statement either way. Never change Jagr!

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